You’ve tried so hard to get your business off the ground; but your ADHD brain keeps getting in the fucking way
You’ve bought all the courses (and even opened some of them), followed the steps, did the work, and you’re still stuck wondering what the hell is wrong with you; because no matter how hard you try, you just can’t pull it all together to make decent money without feeling like you’ll be chained to the hamster wheel of consistent energy and application forever.
But those courses you bought and the methods they spout weren’t made for you. Your ADHD brain needs dopamine and novelty and pyjama days, and permission to step away for weeks at a time when you get burnt out.
So let’s build you a business that gives you all of these things and that makes you money even when your life and brain are anything but consistent.
FUCK CONSISTENCY HUSTLE PERFECTION NEUROTYPICAL BS // WE'RE DOING THINGS DIFFERENTLY AROUND HERE
I've become the person I needed when I was struggling with starting my business all those years ago, so that you don't have to do it all alone now.
Start your business right this time
Whether you’ve got a million ideas bouncing round your brain and can’t choose a single one, you know what you want to do but have no idea how to get it into the world, or you’ve spent gods know how long building, ‘perfecting,’ and abandoning idea after idea to sell, the right next step you need is right here.
Designed and built by someone who’s wasted way too much money on long-winded courses before, every single solution considers how the ADHD brain works best; from the streamlined workflows to the strategic use of expertly crafted AI prompts, every single step has been designed to take the weight of the work away from you, leaving you with only the decisions that matter.
01 / First FKN Step
Stop messing around with endless business ideas anduncover the one that fits your expertise, your life, and your ADHD brain.
02 / Finally FKN Focus
Stop messing around with endless business ideas anduncover the one that fits your expertise, your life, and your ADHD brain.
03 / Get Out Of My Head
Get so deep inside the minds of your people they’ll think you’re listening to every thought they’ve ever had.
04 / Shut Up & Take My Money
No more lurking in the dark. Start speaking to real people, find out what they need from you, and get them banging your door down to buy it.
05 / Build It &They Will Come
Build and launch your first digital offer without the bullshit ADHD usually throws at you. Price it, position it, test it with real people, and get it out the door before your brain dumps it in the dreaded ‘Archive’ folder with all the rest of ‘em.
06 / Shit's Getting Real
Turn your scrappy start into a grown-up brand; with a proper strategy, voice, visuals, content pillars, templates, and more – all based on real data about what’s been working.
How many times have you been here before?
How many times have you been excited by a new business idea, designed the logo, bought all the gear, built your first offer, started a new Instagram page, and tried your best to stay consistent for approximately two weeks before you deleted all the posts, convinced yourself the idea was doomed to failure anyway, so the best thing to do was just pack it all in right there and then, as you waited for the next idea to take hold so the cycle could start all over again?
BREAK THE CYCLE
DoThis; Not That
Do This; Not That shows you what to actually focus on (and what to tell your brain to shut the fuck up about) as you build the last business you’re ever going to start.
No bollocks about ‘finding your why’ before you’re allowed to make money. Just the clear path from ‘I have absolutely no idea what I should do with my life’ to a proper, grown-up business that’s making you real, consistent money.
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I was never cut out to work for someone else, but starting a business felt like something ‘other people’ did.
I had no idea what I’d do, didn’t want to commit (hello FOMO), and even after starting I knew what I’d chosen wasn’t right.
I took on clients and tried to conquer Instagram, but the pressure of long-term commitments and the hamster wheel of content creation felt like a literal weight dragging me down, stopping me from moving forward.
The whole thing felt like a fucking charade, and I just couldn’t get my head around why I couldn’t make two decades of managing projects, operations, clients, and businesses stick.
But then I got my ADHD diagnosis, and the mask fell off.
I reframed all that experience and applied it to what I know about how ADHD brains learn and work best; and I’ve finally broken the cycle.
I didn’t have anyone like TheMessyBrainedCEO at the start of my business journey, but I’ve become her so that you don’t have to do this alone now.
the JOURNAL
The Journal is my daily(ish) email that gives you a raw-as-fuck insight into what it’s actually like to grow a business with a messy brain and limited energy, and it’s all in real time.
Every weekday I’ll be in your inbox going into what I’m weighing up in the moment and how I’m feeling about it all.
It’s open and honest and raw, and it’s exactly what you need to get you over the perfectionism and fear of moving forward that I’d wager you’re experiencing right now.
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